If you like chain letters...

Jane is a typical college slut who enjoys "life"(fucking) to
the fullest. She loves her boyfriend so much she tosses his salad and
texts him every now and then.

Mark is Jane's boyfriend who works in a strip bar
in Los Angeles. He's always busy doing so many
"things". He only manages to reply to Jane's texts
when he gets off from work(and isnt sleeping around).

One time, Mark received a message from Jane : "hi baby! how are you? i miss you! call my house when u get home..take care! i love you!"

Mark ignored the message because he was watching porn and eating KFC, and the dumb bitch
sent the same message whenever it was time
for him to go home from work.

"baby, i miss you..did u eat yet?! take care when you get home! ill be waiting for your call..i love you!"

"baby, where are you?! its unfair that you dont reply to my texts... well, im just gonna wait for your call..i love you!"

Mark reaches home and lays on his bed. The
last thing he remembered doing is reading Jane's text.
He was so tired he of her pathetic ass calling him every 5 seconds he never resoponded. He can still hear his phone
beep but he's drunk and pissed off to take a glimpse at
the message. Besides, the porno he was watching was spectacular.

When he woke up the next day, he remembers
that bitch Jane had called alot, and he was horny. He ignored the
messages and dialed Jane's for some booty .. No one's answering her
house phone. He called up her cellphone and he
was surprised that her father answered the call. In
his voice you can hear his tears and feel his heart
tearing apart. Mark chuckles and calls him a pussy.



"Mark, why havent you called?. Jane was waiting for your call all night!"

"Fuck her. i fell asleep after watching porn and beating off... i was calling your house for a little afternoon delight but no one was answering.

"Just meet me at Jane's house."
Mark went to Jane's house and much to his
surprised he saw a lot of people inside. He thought maybe he had missed an invitation to an orgy. The
house was lighted but you could feel the gloom in
every person. He mustve missed the orgy already. He was greeted by
Jane's mom in tears. Janes dad must be shite at fucking. She hug him tight
and cried on his shoulders. He must be REALLY shite at fucking.

"Jane was waiting for you. She didnt come with us because she was waiting for your call. She was raped in the ass, then killed by robbers that broke in our house. She's gone, Mark. She's gone."

"Haha. Serves her right for interuptting my porn!!"

Mark can't look who's inside the coffin. He would laugh to hard. He turned to his phone and read the
messages from Jane for another laugh.

"baby, im not coming with my mom and dad..im just gonna wait for your call.."

"baby..im so scared... it seems like theres someone downstairs..please call me now!"

"babe..someones here..they might kill me..please call me now, where are you? i need you here..."

"baby.... i love you!..."

She was such a stupid whore. Up to her last
breath she was only thinking about him. instead of CALLING THE FUCKING COPS she would rather be a bitch and annoy mark, which everyone knows is women's only purpose in life.

He stared at Jane inside the coffin. Suddenly
tears starts flowing down his cheeks. He was laughing so hard he could barely breathe.

"Shit, thats fucking hillarious! If I wouldve known i wouldve come over and sodomized/disemboweled you with them!

RE-Post this if you are a bitch who always sends me fucking chain letters and i get so pissed off i waste 30 minutes of the last day of summer to make this shit up.

edited by Michael Nowlin!

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